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SLOTHMACHINE
Slothmachine, the contradiction of laziness and efficiency, is the newest progressive and permanent contribution to the Austrian band scene.
Ready to present their first full length album to the world. Any time now! Soon! Probably! Diabolical drums, baffling bass lines, gigantic guitars and virtuous vocals are waiting to be released upon the crowds.
In the meantime they appeased the insatiable hunger of the masses for revolutionary sounds with their first single "Duality of Harmony". Rejoice and enjoy!
The Bois
Gabriel Hristov
The voice and soul of the Sloth. Simultaneously blessed with brisant bravado and uncharacteristically sophisticated social skills he answered the challenge and strived to live up to his name.
Years of experience and subjection to the fine arts of the opera have shaped his vocal cords to the cutting edge which slices through every mix, overdriven PA and incompetent sound engineer blessed with standing in its way! Don't worry though, he will fix everything in post…
Pius Jungblut
The organic origin of the Sloth. Thrown onto the stage at the tender age of 6, he just kind of stayed there. He might look sweet and innocent, but don't let the appearance or name fool you.
Our Lead guitarist packs a proverbial punch and delivers ravenous riffs that might just melt your face off if you're not careful! He will be very apologetic about it though and able to patch you up thanks to his medical skills…
Benjamin Mimler
Benjamin, the crowning jewels of the Sloth. Highly educated, motivated and masturbated in the arts of music he graciously accepted the call of the machine.
Our Rhythm Guitarist brings lustful lament to legendary licks and will not shy away from academically advanced atonalities to achieve the Sloths goals to end sleep deprivation and therefore achieve world domination.
Reinhard Hörschlagl
Reinhard, the pacemaker of this infernal machine.
This prophetlike pilgrim was found in a sealed grave in the middle east after local seismographs had picked up a 9 on the Richter Scale that was too rhythmical to be considered a natural earthquake.
A professional through and through, Reini was hired to do one job, and one job only: To supply the slumbersome sloths with a halestorm of bohemothlike blast beats, courageous crash clashes and ridiculously rambunctious rimshots!
Marvin Horak
The bottomless pit of frequency known as Marvin is the latest addition to the Church of Inertia.
Originally the fastest guitar shredder of the transdanubian planes, he was deceived when invited for a social media collaboration (=shitposting) and recruited into subharmonic servitude and played the release gig after only a month of intense practice, further proving to be the greatest bassist of all time or cementing the stereotype, that bass isn't that hard of an instrument to learn.
